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Tuesday, May 20, 2003
I just died in your arms tonight
"In the beginning, marriage was just another way of dating to me. Now I have a relationship that's going to last the rest of my life. This is the destiny I've declared for myself. I want to die in her arms." -- GERALDO RIVERA, who plans to make Erica Levy his fifth wife despite a 31-year age difference, in The Philadelphia Inquirer.
With that age difference, it sounds like he'll get his wish fairly soon.
.: posted by Zemlet 1:51 PM
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Successory
"The more I learn about the stock market, the more it seems that success is boring." -surge
.: posted by Zemlet 6:25 PM
Friday, May 09, 2003
Infinite Monkeys
"They pressed a lot of S's. Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard." -- Plymouth University researcher Mike Phillips notes that, contrary to popular opinion, an infinite number of monkeys left alone with an infinite number of computers isn't likely to produce the works of Shakespeare. (However, it sounds like they might have been trying just to spell "Shakespeare".)
.: posted by Zemlet 2:03 PM
Thursday, May 01, 2003
Why I love where I work
Aparently I can not only send e-mail to the Vice President of the firm titled simply "crap" but actually get a reply:
.: posted by Zemlet 2:48 PM
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