The muse is calling to me... perhaps she's the one that keeps hanging up.   I started a forum on it in the majesticalliance.com Insane Asylum for Majestic haikus

How many hang-ups?
Are they all after you too?
Paranoia pays.

ISDN blues:
Who knew that guard would be there?
What a total rip.

Who's that in the trunk?
Oh what a sly infrared
Spy sat trained on me.

Listen to Muda
Telling us that he's no bot
Who would have guessed it?

Speaking of bots, they even write good haikus,
this one from Tonko Robot:
Sarcastic bots, sassy
Instant Messages at dawn
You want some CheeseItz?

Who doesn't love CheeseItz:
The snack of hackers
Can you break into my tree?
Register you fool!